Unless you’re one of those lucky bastards who got to see it early, most of us are just dicking around on the internet and staring at the clock today as we count down the hours and minutes until The Dark Knight Rises, which opens tonight at midnight.
My official stance on spoilers:
How I feel right now:
On my way to the theater tonight:
How I hope I’ll feel after seeing The Dark Knight Rises:
You will never be this awesome.
Still waiting for my Batman to come save me.
What it looks like when Robin comes:
FUCK YOU, SHARK!
AND FUCK CHOCOLATE, TOO!
How Chris Nolan feels about your opinions.
Good life advice.
In ten years:
This scene will, regrettably, not be in The Dark Knight Rises.
I hate it when that happens.
Okay, I lied. There is one spoiler.
And last but ESPECIALLY least…