Nicky & Alex voted most likely to be kicked out of Full House.
In last month's poll, I asked you guys who should be kicked out of Full House. Personally, I threw in a vote for Joey, because what does Joey even do? Sure, he's supposedly there to help raise the girls and be the comic relief, but what does he really contribute...
Are you ready to go on a World Wide Webscapade!?
Reblogging because 90s! You're still running Windows 95, right? Someone over at College Humor--presumably named Douglas Engelbert--has created a browser-based game (and I'm using the word "game" pretty loosely here) where literally all you have to do is scroll your...
Oscars Mixtape: Best Original Songs of the 1980s
With the 85th Annual Academy Awards having come and gone, this week's League topic was an Oscar-worthy one. But the thing is, I don't really care about the Academy Awards like I once used to. I can't stand the pretentiousness, the media hype, the scripted jokes....
River Phoenix and other actors I had a huge crush on in the 80s!
Over at Cult Film Club, things are getting personal (and a little weird) as I relive the days I spent in my bedroom daydreaming about hot young actors from my favorite movies. In my list of Top 10 Movie Crushes of the 80s, I reveal all the movie stars who captured...
Huge Thank You to Shawn Robare for this Epic Care Package!
When my buddy Shawn from Branded in the 80s told me he was sending a couple of TMNT comic books my way, that's all I expected--a couple of TMNT comic books. I didn't expect a giant box full of extra goodies and TMNT stuff in addition to the comics, but this is...
My official reaction to the Megan Fox = April O’Neil news.
From Variety: After pushing production to do more work on the script, Paramount's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" reboot looks back on track as the studio has tapped Megan Fox to star as April O'Neil. %CODE666% Enjoy the show....
100 Romantic Couples from Video Games
Note to readers: re-publishing this list from last year! :) It's Valentine's Day! And what more could you want than YET ANOTHER list about video game couples? I know you're excited. Don't try to hide it. I realize there's no shortage of lists out there about video...
Speaking of TMNT watches…
Not to keep turning this blog into "Hey! Look at my Ninja Turtles stuff!" but I thought some of you might want a closer look at the sweet Nick Turtles watch I scored last weekend at Toys R' Us. I only went there to buy a TMNT iPhone case, I swear it, but this...
Keebler makes cinnamon roll cookies now!?
Who's responsible around here? Why wasn't I told? The most important development of my cookie-consuming life since Cookie Crisp cereal and I didn't know about it until six months later!? I could have been eating Cinnamon Roll Cookies THIS WHOLE TIME. Yes, I feel...
Bare Ass Optional: Discussing 1982’s ‘The Beastmaster’
Today over at Cult Film Club we're discussing one of my personal favorite movies, The Beastmaster! Released back in 1982 (the golden year for sci-fi and fantasy films) The Beastmaster is a mid-grade fantasy film that stars Marc Singer as the titular hero and famous...
What’s this? A TMNT Valentine Watch!?
It was love at first sight, you guys. There I was at my local Walmart doing some underwear shopping (TMI, I know) when I spotted this thing. If you're familiar with how Walmarts are laid out, you're forced to walk past the displays of seasonal crap to get to the...
This one goes out to someone who’s never seen The Goonies.
Last week I was emailed by a friend who admitted to never having seen The Goonies, which I have preserved in a screenshot because I'm still having a hard time believing it's true: My immediate reaction: Now bear in mind, this person (who shall go nameless) is over...
