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You know what the world needs? More songs inspired by Silence of the Lambs.

I am currently rocking out to one called “Lotion” by Greenskeepers, by far and away my greatest musical discovery of the week. A Level 90 Rogue in my boyfriend’s WoW guild (Jesus Christ I felt so nerdy typing that) recommended it. Well actually, he asked if we’d ever heard “that Silence of the Lambs song” and I instantly assumed he was talking about my favorite prance-around-naked-in-your-basement anthem “Goodbye Horses” but no, he meant THIS:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

The night is very cold
I’m feeling kind of weak
I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right buttock’s cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I’ll bury you underneath a log

With lyrics like that, my immediate plans now include looking up everything else this band has ever done.

Kudos to whoever edited this shit, too. Dare I say–it is precious.