I mean, just look at it.

Toaster USB Hub

Toast USB

This USB Toaster Hub and toast family is the latest evil product from ThinkGeek that I’m pretty sure was designed specifically to take my money. This is one of those times where I have to have a long, hard talk with myself about buying cute plastic things I don’t need. I’m hoping that posting about it here will get it out of my system because all this adorableness doesn’t come cheap:

The toaster itself will set you back $27.99 and doesn’t even come with any toast. Butta, Ry Ry, Crisp and Tato each cost an additional $24.99 and only have a 4G capacity. No matter how cute these are, that’s roughly $130 for only 16G of storage.