I ordered it Monday night and it arrived today (thanks Amazon Prime!) in the simple but imposing black box you see above. My curiosity got the better of me, so I took out a random sampling of cards. Here’s what I pulled:
I’ll be on vacation next week with my boyfriend who has an even sicker sense of humor than I do, and a bunch of people who like to drink heavily. I have a feeling that with this purchase I just preemptively made our week together more awesome.