Happy Friday the 13th! Are you one of those people who have an irrational fear of this date? Then you probably have something called friggatriskaidekaphobia. You should look into that.
In today’s edition of Friday Lulz, I lose all faith in humanity but then Hillary Clinton totally restores it. Huzzah!
Twitter Learns the Titanic Was Real
“OMG you guys, the TITANIC was a REAL SHIP!!!!!!!!”
Yes, kids today are really this dumb. Warning: reading these tweets may cause you to want to inflict violence on random high schoolers.
Rebecca Black Looks Exactly Like Young Penelope Cruz
Yup. This is for real.
This doesn’t really need much of an explanation, so I’ll just leave it here:
Texting Guy Almost Runs into a Bear
Public service announcement: don’t text while walking around. Bad stuff will happen to you, it will end up on YouTube, and people like me will mock you in blog posts.
Get it? It’s like Bone Thugz-n-Harmony except its Bone PUGZ-n-Harmony–with pugs! Hysterical! (Not really. But cute.)
Texts from Hillary: Memes Do Come True
I don’t know what’s more alarming: learning that Hillary Clinton is actually pretty cool, or that she knows more internet slang than I do.