The color of the day is red, like Honey Boo Boo’s neck. Or cats dressed like lobsters. Or the ex-Power Ranger who does gay porn now, and other awful red things you would have probably never thought of on your own. You’re welcome.

This week The League threw down a red photo challenge. I accepted. I even came up with the word “red-iculous” just for you guys.

I went all through my house to find as many red things as I could, excluding decorations because that shit’s boring and nobody wants to see photos of that. So that left me with a bunch of random red crap I had no idea how to tie together in a blog post, until I got the brilliant (or totally lame–I haven’t decided which yet) idea to do this:

21 Red-iculous, Random Things
(You Might Not Know) About Me

21 Things About Me

Kiss a little longer with Big Red.

Shit. Why didn’t I think of that commercial before I started this post? Oh well.

Wondering what this is all about? This week’s assignment from The League of Extraordinary Bloggers was a photo challenge: I’m seeing red! Here’s how my fellow Leaguers interpreted the topic: